Stuffing Turkeys

As you well know, every year at Thanksgiving, one lucky Tom is granted a presidential pardon. And while it's always a big, handsome bird that gets its neck spared, we guarantee you it's hardly the biggest turkey in town. So, this year, we thought we'd invite you to pick the top turkey in Washington, D.C.: Is it Michael "Brownie" Brown, the disgraced former FEMA Director; Don Young, the great Alaskan porkslinger; James "Global Warming is a Hoax" Inhofe; or who? You tell us.