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Just couldn't resist sharing this photo from San Francisco's Portrero Hill.(Photo credit: Tien Chiu)
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Tuesday, June 13, 2006Caption, Anyone?Just couldn't resist sharing this photo from San Francisco's Portrero Hill.(Photo credit: Tien Chiu) |
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Screw it, we'll just have prom here.
That never would have happened in a hybrid.
nice symbol of excess, isn't it
they just weren't going fast enough.
my dad's got an awesome set of tools. we can fix it.
"dude, i think we've reached the tipping point"
Oh well, we couldn't afford the gas anyway.
Another oil tanker runs aground.
Damn, stupid road.
Well, that's the end of that Excursion.
You know what they say, "If the limo's a rockin'..."
How many oil execs does it take ... ?
hung over before the party
when you fail to plan, you plan to fail
If it was just a little bit longer we could have made
If it was just a little big longer we could have made it!!!!
Next stop, Lombard Street!
Now, if everyone can just pile into the front seat, maybe we could...
Exxon Valdez II runs aground in San Francisco. Oil stocks take a hit and attorneys celebrate.
Another beached whale.
This never happened to Steve McQueen.
What Hill?
Dang it all, I knew we should have taken the Prius!
Something to be said about fat bellies with invisible feet... sometimes you can't see what you're stepping in.
When did SF get so fat?
"Stupid $70 a barrel Viagra..."
We need bigger wheels on this thing.
Whoops....
Oh crap! Captain Ahab's still on our tail!
It's okay, dudes. I put the hybrid in the trunk.
Whoops
Balancing fuel economy and cost per gallon...
The Earth strikes back!
Hey! This is a four by four!
Size of Brain Inversely Proportional to Size of Vehicle
"The shrink told me I have a classic case of penile denial..."
Spritle and Chim Chim hijack the Mammoth Car.
Who's the chauffeur - Joseph Hazelwood?
Push, Pull, Click - Click, Change Drivers that quick!
PUT IN ANOTHER QUARTER!
Next time we get the stretch Hummer.
"Someone break a windoe so we can get the dancers out."
Well, at least we didn't roll over.
Ken Lay's Karma
That pig gets a belly scratch.
Belly scratch for pig-like SUV.
I TOLD you not to try a wheelie!
A little petroleum jelly and a good shove will clear that right up!
Houston.....we have a problem.
Another gas guzzler going nowhere.
Star, you drive, we'll push.
"I TOLD you not to let Patrick Kennedy drive, but no-o-o-o......!"
Hm. The evening in the balance.
"object in your mirror appears...
larger than it ever had a right to be."
We're not over the hill yet.
Americans band together for disaster relief
Help!!! I've fallen and I can't get up.
I tell you, the driver's loooong gone!
Mum and Dad and Jerry and Josie and Will and Donnie and... are all gonna kill me!
Too bad the 300 gallon tank is in the back.
size does matter
You won't be expecting a gratuity, will you?
And the Darwinian award goes to the SUV driver!
Just waiting for "The Big Quake"...
"Hello?...Captain Ahab?...I think that white whale of yours just beached itself"
Humpty Dumpty had fuel to burn
Humpty Dumpty took a wrong turn
All the pimp’s whores and all the pimp’s men
Couldn’t put Humpty upright again
We'll never have to leave..... we have climate control.
Get a horse!
Clearly we need to grade and repave San Francisco so it's flat and meets modern standards.
Get high? Man, I thought you said "get high-centered", dude!
Too much of a good thing! The American way.
Maybe we should have taken the Volkswagen........
That's what happens when Bush gets behind the wheel.
"And would you notice, please, the superior gound clearance that all of our SUV's have for off-road use?"
Willie WHO?
Ah, the joys of city life!
Damn! Out of gas again! And I just filled the tank a half a block ago.
How long 'till we have the forward thrusters back on line, Scotty?
HEADLINE: Former 7'2" Golden State center's funeral may last as long as NBA season.
Next time, let's take my Corolla.
Hmm... maybe gay marriage really ISN'T the biggest issue facing America...
I heard biking's good exercise.
ROAD SIGN: Caution, whale crossing.
This never happens in Philly.
What? Are you kidding? If we couldn't park here, wouldn't there be a "no parking" sign? I swear, sometimes you just don't think.
HEADLINE: Cheney makes unexpected stop in San Francisco.
Just look at the bright side. Um... I lost my train of thought. What was I saying again?
I shoulda just flipped the 'vette.
And so I told the guy "If you put a hot tub in the back, the thing will be too end-heavy to drive," but did he listen? No...
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Turns out, size does matter.
I am sorry son, you failed your driving test ... your three point turn stopped at one.
Honey, I think I shrunk the road!
Don't worry, this is normal...as soon as the tide comes in she'll be back afloat.
Okay people we have a beached SUV here!! If we are going to save it and help it survive; we are all going to have to PUSH!!!
We only had enough gas to go another block, anyway!
Over the edge.
Instant karma's gonna get you.
The third version of the Italian Job was by far the worst.
hard out here for a pimp. fo shizzle.
Stretching Limos For Dummies - hold one end, and pull from the other.
"Driver new to city – Went up Lombard, didn’t know what was on the other side. Tried to take evasive action, but overshot."
Did this thing come from East L.A? It's long AND low.
Mission Accomplished!
Anybody want to play a game of see-saw?
"We were just trying to find a good metaphor for the government's Iraq war plan... whaddya think?"
Lindsay Lohan sighted running from the scene...
Results from the Dick Cheney Driving School.
Luckily British ctor Michael Caine happened by the scene, saying " Hang on lads I've got an idea....err."
Finally, a symbol of the Bush administration.
Hung up on privilege
I'll take the high road and you'll take the....No, no I think I shoulda taken the low road this time!
The opposite of parallel parking.
LIM-LOW
Ready for take off!
Yeah bring it on!
Yeah bring it on!
What?!...Oh, like you can park better!
New San Francisco city ordinance: Limousine traffic is forbidden.
Environmental activists once again blamed for auto destruction
I think they went a little overboard on this new teeter totter.
Reality is such a drag.
Innovative, but ineffective, thinking on stretching gas mileage
ok everybody...lean forward!
Oooh! My Liver!
High centered and highly egotistic! Let's make it a monument to stupidity.
High centered and highly egotistic! Let's declare it a monument to stupidity.
I said, "Push Me! Pull You!"
Now that's a STRETCH!
At least the thing will get better gas mileage now that we have to push it.
Solution? Just leave it where it is and rent it out as studio space.
I'd rather push a limo than drive a car.
Oh no! Here come the Japanese whaling boats!
Maybe Tom and Ray can help us
Dang! I knew I shouldn't have drunk that last gallon of gas.
your brain on BUSH
your brain on BUSH
"I knew I shouldn't have tried to parallel park this thing!"
My other car is a..., well, actually it is INSIDE this one.
No trying to make a U-turn in this thing!
This is what we get for carpooling to the prom... next time lets all take separate cars.
Teeter Totter for the rich and dumb
Try The all new Mammoth Bohemoth Monster SUV!
Loaded with cool features, like 40 acre turning radius, football sized parking area, indoor pool and tennis court, equiped with 500 gallon gas tank and a new 8 litter 650hp engine gets a whooping 1/8 MPG. (*without A/C) (*sticker may not reflect actual MPG)
Never Fear! Its a Transformer!
Mission accomplished!
Can I take this flight suit off now? Chenney said it would be ok if I drove.
Don't worry its extendable just push it back together and make it smaller.
And we made fun of those dorks who took the bus!
And then it rained for 4o days and 40 nights
"It is unstrandable. God Himself could not strand this stretch SUV."
prom dress-$400, matching shoes-$150, beached gas-guzzling limo-priceless!