Friday, July 07, 2006

Problem Solving

People magazine interviewed George W. Bush on the occassion of his 60th birthday. In the final question, he is asked whether or not he believes Al Gore is "right on global warming." Bush answers:
I think we have a problem on global warming. I think there is a debate about whether it's caused by mankind or whether it's caused naturally, but it's a worthy debate. It's a debate, actually, that I'm in the process of solving by advancing new technologies, burning coal cleanly in electric plants, or promoting hydrogen-powered automobiles, or advancing ethanol as an alternative to gasoline.
So much is wrong with the response, it's difficult to know where to begin. The "worthy debate" he claims exists -- about whether warming is anthropogenic or not -- is precisely the one we have a consensus on. Not only is the planet warming, but the trend is driven mostly by human-caused emissions. Bush then unwittingly concedes as much with his (bizarre, preposterous, delusional -- you choose the adjective) proposition that he is "solving" the problem by promoting cleaner energy alternatives. If warming were natural, after all, then energy (clean or otherwise) would have nothing to do with it.

As if this weren't enough confusion for one utterance, Bush compounds his mistakes by touting "clean coal" as part of his plan. Sorry Mr. President, no matter how cleanly you burn coal, you still have significant carbon dioxide emissions to contend with. As for ethanol, it is far more problematic than simply raising fuel efficiency standards -- something which would help curb global warming and address our national oil addiction. Bush, however, has shown no willingness to do so.

Not long ago, the president made it clear who was in charge in America. Defending his Defence Secretary, Donald Rumsfeld, from critics within the military, he told reporters at a press conference, "I hear the voices, and I read the front page, and I know the speculation. But I'm the decider, and I decide what is best." Now he tells People that, in addition to being the decider, he is also the solver. But here's the question: If he doesn't understand the problem, then what exactly does he think he's solving? Riddle me that.
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4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

How to keep republicans in office I believe is the problem he is attempting to solve.

12:44 PM  
Blogger pat joseph said...

Yeah, you're probably right.

1:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And God said: No, I'm the Decider.

5:16 PM  
Anonymous Kit Stolz said...

Bush has been claiming that there is a debate about the "cause" of global warming, and suggesting that some say it's "natural" for some months now.

In fact, even contrarians (such as Bjorn Lomborg) who claim that global warming isn't a problem we need to worry about, as far as I know there is no group of scientists claiming that the warming of the last twenty-five years is anything but man-made.

Seems to me some one should ask Bush about that. But asking the White House press corps to ask virtually any question of Bush about global warming seems to be asking for the moon, the stars, and the heavens above. Maybe some ordinary citizen will raise the topic as he tours the country, as happened during the 2004 debates.

10:19 AM  

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