The World According to Ann
"We believe in populating the Earth until there’s standing room only and then colonizing Mars; they believe humans are in the twilight of their existence."That's Ms. Ann Coulter, ladies and gentlemen, from her bestselling screed, Godless. In the excerpt from which the quote above is taken, the Blonde Crusader is expounding on the differences between the God-fearing (Allah excluded) conservatives she claims to speak for and all the Darwin-loving pagan environmentalist liberals who hold devilish sway over American culture. You know: the liberal media, the activist judges, the climate alarmists, Jon Stewart.
Now, I know Ms. Coulter specializes in the kind of half-cocked rhetoric that is designed specifically to provoke outrage, so I'm not going to give in to the impulse. I just want to ask whether any of you out there know anyone -- liberal or conservative, heathen or believer -- who truly believes "in populating the Earth until there's standing room only"? If you do, perhaps we could arrange to send them to Mars ahead of schedule.