When You Wish Upon a Star

What does it mean when even Jiminy Cricket is urging you to check your carbon footprint? Believe it or not, the animated cartoon character who debuted as Pinocchio's conscience is now urging grade-schoolers to take his environmentality challenge and no doubt polishing the Disney Corporation's image in the process. What I wonder is this: How long 'til Senator Inhofe denounces Jiminy as an alarmist fraud and climate pornographer?