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Northeast Stunned By Freak January Snowfall

"Look, you can almost make a snowball," said 17-year-old Theo Baldesseri in Pittsburgh's Riverview Park. "My older cousin told me about stuff like this happening when he was a kid, but I always thought he was just making it up."

Also see: "Raped Environment Led Polluters On, Defense Attorneys Argue." I've said it before, I'll say it again: You gotta love The Onion.