When it comes to International Talk Like a Pirate Day, arr, it's important to do more than just talk the talk. Ye've got to walk the walk, plank or not. And, these days, that means being sensitive to the environmental impacts of yer plundering.
(Hate quizzes? Skip straight to the answers.)
What type of boat do ye embark upon, sailor?
Ur, a cigarette boat?
Aye, a lovely two-masted, 14-gunned sloop is me preference.
I gots me a coal-fired battleship!
Arr, mine is a beautiful ship of the line.
Where did ye get such a lovely boat, anyway?
Oh, straight from the dockyards, we paid a handsome price.
We liberated it from some cursed sea dogs.
Arr, it was "recycled," don't you know.
When considering where to bury treasure, ye...
Find the nearest safe-deposit box.
Sail to find a safe-deposit box in the Cayman islands.
Draw your cutlass and say, "Fiend! Are ye after where me treasure's at?"
Follow a strict leave-no-trace policy.
Cap'n, what be yer peg-leg made of?
The finest teak, hand picked from a virgin forest.
Lovingly carved driftwood.
It's an Ikea Pegg Leg
Mate, whereabouts did ye earn yer eye patch?
Fighting pirate fishermen in the South Atlantic.
Playing pirate with pointed sticks as a kid.
Earn? Oh, I just bought mine at the Pirate Store.
Why did ye make that last sailor walk the plank?
He wasn't sharing plunder.
He was always cheating at cards.
He threw his trash straight in the sea.
You almost did him in for c., but you didn't want to add even more trash to the sea.
Where did ye get yer parrot?
Me bird was plunder from a pet shop in Belize City.
Arr, 'tis animatronic... I got him when they upgraded "The Enchanted Tiki Room" at Disneyland.
'Twas on sale at PetCo.